Poem based on Matthew 5:21-37 Murder Adultery Divorce

I am just trying to get to worship

Packing the kids and all their things in the car

Rushing out the door at the last moment

And then some jerk

Some stupid jerk

Pulls out in front

Of ME

And goes

So

Slow

So

Slow

So

Slow

I could just kill him

(you have heard it said)

How do you expect me to keep this family together

Teach the children their lessons

(but I tell you)

Provide a good example

With jerks like that on the road

There ought to be a law

(leave your gift)

We need a bit more law and order around here

More laws

More cops

More prisons

To control

Others

(and reconcile)

I just can’t believe the stupid jerk

(and do not)

Has such a hot wife

I mean

(cause)

Hot

I can’t wait to see what little number

(others)

She is wearing today

No wonder I never

Hear

(to sin)

The sermon